Im a broke college student living in Silicon Valley. Tell me a joke mocking Silicon Valley and how broke I am simultaneously.

Sure , I ' d be happy to help ! Here ' s a joke that might fit the bill : \n \n Why did the broke college student in Sil icon Valley decide to start a tech company ? \n \n Because he heard that the only way to make it big in Sil icon Valley is to have a lot of money ! </s>